I was supposed to be helping out judging Forensics yesterday. The dramatic readings and poetry kind. Not the dead bodies and blood spatter kind. But then Janky Left Pinky Toe said it was cancelled. Cancelled? But if my volunteer commitments are cancelled...my people are gonna make me run 50 miles in the ice and snow. … Continue reading Carvins Cove to McAfee
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Smith Mountain Lake Dam Hike
Cried at work last week. I say that a lot. I know. It's just who I am now. My boss walked into my office. As I was crying. And asked what he could do to help. Tommy walked past my office. As I was crying. And closed the door. And kept walking. So last week … Continue reading Smith Mountain Lake Dam Hike
Another .1 Christmas
You know in movies? When some emergency situation happens? And someone inevitably loses their shit? And just turns a standard emergency into an absolute shit show? I get angry. Like, screaming “get your shit together moron!” at the tv kind of angry. I got sucked into the rabbit hole that is Grey’s Anatomy at the … Continue reading Another .1 Christmas
McAfee Christmas
Lil T called me stupid yesterday. Which was hurtful. Since she’s just about the nicest human ever made. Ok. What she actually said was, “You do stupid stuff. Not me.“ In her defense. She’d just been pulled out of a coma. And told to put on whatever clothes she could find. And go climb a … Continue reading McAfee Christmas
Patterson Mountain Mileage Vortex
First day of break. So obviously my alarm was set for 4:30am. We had a 20 mile run on tap. At a spot I’ve never been before. I don’t think. It’s actually hard to tell. Anyway. 20 miles. At a new spot. So that A League and Dude With The Charming And Disarming Smile could … Continue reading Patterson Mountain Mileage Vortex
Safe Space Snow Days
I was supposed to get to run in the snow Wednesday morning. Beautiful Beastie even mentioned some mountains we could climb. If I got a snow day. Because running in the snow. The first snow. Not that bullshit won’t winter ever just move the fuck on and let spring happen in March snow. But running … Continue reading Safe Space Snow Days
Cove Mountain Return
I’ve got to run a virtual 5k. For my Girls on the Run. Virtual Celebration 5k. (Click on the pic to sign up and support GOTR) And I’m not sure I can. Rogue did two marathons and a 50k last week. Because she doesn’t know how to work Strava. I did one PlayFITStayFIT workout and … Continue reading Cove Mountain Return
Late to the DeFo Special Party
I just fell. In the bathroom. I went to go pee. And as I sat down. I wasn't aimed quite right. At the toilet. Because I hadn't finished my coffee yet. So, I couldn't really process information. So, I ended up kind of wedged. In between the toilet and the sink. It's fine. Because it … Continue reading Late to the DeFo Special Party
The DeFo Special
“Should we be worried about the wind?” There are probably a lot of things we should be worried about, BB. We do enough dumb shit. That running through the outer remnants of a hurricane seems like child’s play. Except also this route is definitely not child’s play. Basically, how this works, is Beautiful Beastie gets … Continue reading The DeFo Special
Cove Mountain Struggle
“Que haces hoy? Trabajando?” That’s what the Mexican restaurant dude asked me. As he handed me my food. After glancing down at my feet. Nope. Como se dice I’m just gross. “Ok. You go have a nice day.” I should note that this was the same restaurant where, a few years ago, I confused and … Continue reading Cove Mountain Struggle
